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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by UlyssesT@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

There's now a small chance that the next shooting is some singularity-craving bazinga with a greeble-laden AR-15 that believes they can't get domed by the Secret Service because they believe in "quantum immortality" and will immediately teleport to a reality where they weren't domed by the Secret Service. yud-rational

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Critical support for this proposal, that said. timmy-pray

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Former President Donald J. Trump, 78, Reduced to Ashes After Becoming Trapped in Burning Golf Cart

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

He died as he lived

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

He still loves the cart though

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Zybertrukkks aren't even waterproof, good luck with that.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Instead of being Bullet proof it'll actually attract the bullets using a giant magnet

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago

Pro-forced impregnation and pro-political assassination in a single week. Elon is channeling that Apartheid South Africa emerald mine energy.

Next, he’s going to start cutting off the arms of Twitter engineers who aren’t ensuring the promotion of Nazi content fast enough.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Non-jokingly he might start talking about how "based" Leopold was. hypersus

[-] kfc@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Absolutely zero chance Elon has any historical awareness beyond, "Napoleon and Caeser were alpha chad great men".

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

engels-wut Nobody would actually do this. C'mon now.

[-] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

even if the many-worlds hypothesis was correct, there's currently no reason to believe that your consciousness in this universe would be contiguous with your consciousness in any other 'adjacent' universes. quantum immortality is about as convincing as pascal's wager lol. get better at epistemological nihilism tech-ghouls your unhinged assumptions are hilariously obvious.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Of course it's bullshit wishful thinking from bazingas afraid of death but wanting some of that religious escapism anyway.

For similar reasons they feverishly pretend that cyber-heaven awaits... and more clownishly, cyber-hell courtesy of "Rok0's Bas!lisk" which is way scarier than old fashioned hell because there will be thousands, millions, billions, or maybe infinite perfect copies of the unworthy dead there, and because dae le copy is le exactly the same as the original person because hand-wavium reasons, it's like suffering in hell thousands, millions, billions, or maybe infinite times over! I don't know if that means all the perfect copies have telepathy with each other or whatever bullshit is at play, but they believe it, lol. yud-rational

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I'm so fucking glad I don't venture out of Hexbear anymore.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

big-yud "it's impossible to experience not existing, therefore it's impossible to experience being dead, therefore the you that is you will never die"

grillman "it's impossible to experience being dead, so your final moment will just be like falling into a black hole and never reaching it"

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

This tweet would be suspension worthy before X times.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

That's why my-hero borrowed so much Saudi blood money; he wanted to tweet cringe that badly.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Back when I still had a crippling twitter addiction I did catch a suspension for tweeting like this.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Very serious country that will continue to give subsidies and a lot of control of national interests to a non american that is inciting violence against their sitting president.

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

smuglord 'we'll coup who we want, I enjoy freedoms that grant me main character plot armor'

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

hates government

fedposts

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Uh huh. Ok rambo

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Awesome idea lol. Get another right winger to shoot at some politician, that's gonna be a great look Elon.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The one good thing I will say about twitter is that it's absolutely rotting this mans mind. Like, he used to be passable in polite company, now he can't tear himself away from that rectangle of hell long enough to hold a large meeting or presentation. He keeps feeding his brainworms as if to purposefully fatten them and broadcasts just how unpleasant he is all across the globe.

Try to imagine a non-twitter brained musk and compare to this.

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