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This is a classic but I had to make sure it was in this community.

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[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago

So when was walking invented 🤔🤔

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago

You're not gonna believe this, but...

Interestingly when he died he donated his body to be made in to crisps (or chips if you like guns).

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago

It's just a cheap imitation now though, ever since they ran out of walker the chips/crisps are nowhere near as good.

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I see a certain connection to a minor figure from Christian religion.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 month ago

I think you're in the minority here, I've never heard them called crisps outside of British areas

I think only the USA and Canada use the term chips.

As you say Great Britain uses crisps, as does Australia, New Zealand, India, and South Africa. Although, I would imagine that most countries with a foreign language would use something closer to crisps too.

You guys are always in the minority when you decide to do things a little different. Like you weird date format for instance.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Huh… I stand corrected. When I did a search it said those specific countries too.

Now I wonder why everyone else went a different way, or where they were first made.

[-] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nancy Sinatra created a new pair of boots and when her boss asked what purpose they served, she had a full song and dance prepared to pitch her idea.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So when was song and dance invented?

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Around the time of gayness. Not sure if it was before or after.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Symbiotic evolution

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Ya, that's what they do.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

When Billy Strides tried to shuffle along twice.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

This is a myth. Running was invented by Nike in the 90's to sell more shoes.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 21 points 1 month ago

This is a myth too. All of human history was invented in 2020 to make people think a time before covid19 existed

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is a myth too. The entirety of the universe was created last Thursday, we just think it's older than that because it was created specifically to look older.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This seems plausible.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The original marathon runner Pheidippides was actually speed walking to Athens.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a fact straight out of Discworld, as explained by one of the wizards.

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

fun fact: jogging as an acriviry was said to have been invented by Jeremy Bentham, the famed philosopher who's had his body stuffed and preserved at University College London.

he apparently called it "post-prandial circumgyration".

(thanks, the unbelievable truth.)

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Somebody's been salting the training data. Accidentally or on purpose, it doesn't really matter lol

[-] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

no, this is a result from Quora.

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

im sorry, what kind of test would this be?

[-] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I've wondered since childhood where that saying came from, thanks for clearing it up. :-D

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

No actually! This joke was originally posted on Quora in like 2017? I think?

this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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