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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by tsugu@slrpnk.net to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

I'm switching to Debian right away, this is nonsense

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[-] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago

That's it, I'm switching to Windows!

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 51 points 1 month ago

Windows 3.11 that is. The last pure Windows there was.

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you. It's basically a dos s shell.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 1 month ago

Exactly, that means it hasn't infected my entire system and is constantly connected and phoning home about my computer usage and browsing habits all day. I can just play Skifree and Minesweeper and not worry about a damn thing.

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

You forgot gorillas.bas you heathen ;)

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[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago
[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why modernize 3.11 when you can modernize OS/2 Warp instead?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

My favorite bit of OS/2 snark from back then was "OS/2 = half an operating system"

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 104 points 1 month ago

Now introducing UbuRecall! Do you remember what you clicked on yesterday?

We do!

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

make it film everything constantly but you have to pay to go back (time machines are expensive)

[-] kiszkot@feddit.nu 12 points 1 month ago

ObserveIT with extra steps.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 month ago
[-] tsugu@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

Not gonna lie, that's concerning.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

It may of pissed a lot of people off. Yet people wonder why I have such a strong dislike of Ubuntu.

[-] ulkesh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Yep, Unity DE had ads. Then people revolted and Canonical eventually got rid of them and also switched to base Gnome with some extensions.

It definitely happened, I saw it in real time on my install of Ubuntu. But they learned their lesson on this one, I feel.

Not sure why there are some who think this is still a thing, though.

Side note: I’ve not run Ubuntu as my desktop OS I’m quite some time, opting instead for Garuda as of late and have seen no ads thus far :)

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[-] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago

Can you download package with ads for linux? It would be great pair with activate-linux.

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 53 points 1 month ago

This image is edited, it's not a package

[-] teft@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago
[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 14 points 1 month ago

I must get the package as soon as someone makes it

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

and then install kde with windows 11 theme and post it on a subreddit about windows saying youre moving to linux

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago
[-] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago

as real as apple's privacy claims

[-] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

But they told the FBI to fuck right off with their bullshit! Listen Tim Apple is one of the good ones. /s

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[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 month ago

LPT: In NixOS you can fix this by adding

environment.systemAds.enable = false;

to your configuration.nix file 😎

[-] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago

I mean...

They have GUI system upgrades, this is kind of a pain in Debian

Okay, now I updated 12 laptops from Ubuntu 22.04 to 24.04 and...

  • it always hangs at "swap deb Thunderbird with snap", like, always. 12 times.
  • the wallpaper is gone after the upgrade, every single time
  • there are like 10 buttons to click
  • you need to be a sudo user (the updater shows but just vanishes when being a nonsudoer!)
  • on 2 machines some random repo issues caused a silent error. Needed to apt update in the terminal, fixed
  • there are tons of snap packages, and all are outdated, yay! Installing those on a sudo account causes them to fail on the nonsudo account.

Damn this is bad. And this is like, the best of the best distros?

Doubt that. Fedora Atomic has way more potential, while only being user friendly as uBlue.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

Every couple of years I think to myself "Ubuntu can't be that bad, can it? I must be misremembering. Surely it's just some combination of my memory exaggerating how terrible it was and my lackluster Linux skills, which have since improved. Everybody still recommends it as a beginner distro, right? Why'd I stop using it?"

And then I download Ubuntu.

And then I remember.

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Ubuntu is very much NOT the best of the distros anymore.

I’ve been using Kinoite on one of my daily drivers, and so far I’m loving it.

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[-] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 1 month ago

You can install Synaptic in Debian. Problem solved? I love the terminal so this isn't really my fight but you could spend some time to make Debian GUI-based if you wanted to.

Also LMDE exists, which Mint-ifies Debian and gives you a GUI option for basically everything you can imagine.

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[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

an alternate timeline, where Linus didn't make Linux open source, got rich off of it, and sold it to IBM.

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You mean RedHat?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

bro you need to upgrade to Ubuntu Pro!

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago
[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

BonziBuddy! He was the best! Almost as good as the dancing baby.

And in case anyone is wondering...

BonziBuddy:

Dancing Baby:

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

But have you heard of todays sponser?

{Insert corprate shillery}

[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 month ago
[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago

i never use Ubuntu so...... Glad to hear it.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 month ago

I daily drive it, and a lot of idiots lie about it because of minor philosophy differences. It's sad.

[-] tsugu@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago

Agreed. I was inspired to make this masterpiece while reading the comments on my previous meme.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

No, just remove French language, all the ads are there.

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[-] tgm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
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