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TIL about this list.

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls524521394/

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

And DMX with 17 kids.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 84 points 1 month ago

My grandfather is 91, and we were talking about his family when he was a kid. This picture is how many siblings he had.
His father would come home every ten months and then leave a few days later.

This picture is not a healthy family.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

He probably had 3 other families too lol

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He did have at least one other family, yep. Good call. They even tried to connect years ago, but it didn't work out.

Thankfully my grandfather and his brothers and sisters came out as good people. Most of them are still alive too.

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago

Oh god. The mother has 5 fingers.

5 fingers, not including thumbs...

[-] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Also, there is something deeply wrong with the girl behind the dad. Her knee should not be there based on what we can see of her shoulders. Their politics apparently involve having hellishly mutated children with their six fingered, yellow handed wife.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Perhaps this is why you don't make children with your sister, who is also your aunt? The kid behind him, she is like a snake but the baby on the dads lap has no legs.

[-] Muehe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You thought it was AI, but she just has ulnar polydactyly. How do I know this is ulnar instead of radial or central polydactyly? The wedding ring, it's on the ring finger.

(/s of course, this is obviously AI. But yeah people with extra fingers do in fact exist. They or the parents often cut away the extra finger for cosmetic reasons.)

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[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

I didn't know that weak pull out game was a political view

[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He wants a baby making machine who is capable of dressing nicely and putting on makeup despite being heavily pregnant on top of taking care of 6 children all of whom are in the baby and toddler phase?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

None of who appear to be theirs.

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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

Dude thinking that having a baby factory for a wife, is a political view.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Turning women into baby factories very much seems to be part of the political agenda of some people.

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

You can't be a good dad or mom with 12 kids I don't care what anyone says

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"What sort of minimum wage would we need so an honest blue collar working man can take care of a family of ten and restore our society to the good ol days? Oh...ok.. well let's just ignore that part."

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[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they'll help you achieve it!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

but also ironically the stereotypical american dream was only feasible for a short time thanks to the work of unions, which would be decried as horrible communists in modern america, and frankly the whole concept has a lot of socialist undertones in general which people love to ignore.

It was thanks to strong union movements that people had such wealth, ever since the unions got beaten into a pulp workers have been paid less and less and at this point the idea of one dude supporting a spouse and 3 kids is fucking hilarious.

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[-] StrandedInTimeFall@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

The man will work 12 hour days at some menial job and the wife will spend all day trapped with kids. Probably get divorced at some point because they find out the stress of everything has sucked the romance out of their marriage. The oldest won't talk to one of the parents and the youngest will think it's their fault.

This worked back in the old times because at least 2 or so of those kids would die from disease or war. There was cheapish land to go around to be on a farm or have some business. You probably had at least a three bedroom house and it allowed for some privacy. Also, families might help out each other so there could be some support.

It's a load of shit to think this will happen the way you want. If this did happen, it would probably be some commune that is labelled as a capitalistic paradise and where every one should be. In reality, it would be forced communism with extra steps and new branding. Think company towns mixed with Handmaid's Tale-type woman subjugation. Oh, the freedom is so bright that it burns.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Legit looks like German prewar propaganda.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

Why are all kids blonde? I'm just saying maybe this guy married this poor single lady with a little league project or maybe this is one of those oliver twist situations.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

White kids are often blonde even if they won't be as adults. All mine were at least for awhile, all have medium or dark brown hair now. All born with blue eyes too, but half changed to brown later. Not sure why, but it's normal.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. I was bleach blonde for years. Started switching from blonde to brown gradually around age eight or nine. Dark brown now.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

a little league project

Do they even make baseball gloves for AI hands?

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Ai alert ai alert 🚨

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Oh, but it isn't a fetish! It's the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.

(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They have to hold that view! How else would a guy like that get sex once every nine months?

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Marital rape.

Oh, wait, so much of it already is "I was raised to perform my womanly duties, no matter my feelings".

Sorry, this is a personal sore point, not trying to go off on you.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No no, you’re absolutely right. I’ve seen a good deal of that too in the culture I was raised in.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

My political views

20-year-old wife with seven children each born less than nine months apart?

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

And with between 2-7 fingers

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A natural consequence of inbreeding.

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Mia Farrow with 14 kids. (Impressive!)

Only 4 are biological kids. Rest are adopted.

[-] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Still impressive. We have 2 kids and boy are they a lot of work

[-] expr@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Celebrities often pay for full time nannies and such. It's pretty unlikely that they are actually taking care of the kids themselves.

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Their fantasy is seeing a barefoot and pregnant woman washing dishes and who's never had an orgasm.

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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 1 month ago

I think its more of a cult.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

Everybody wants a tradwife but nobody wants a tradhusband 😔 /s

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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The broodmare must keep producing! We must push back the invasion!

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I have a large family, always wanted kids, but seriously do not understand people who need everyone else to do the same thing they do. Like, what the actual fuck? If someone doesn't want kids how is that my business? It's like they don't have confidence in themselves and need the whole world to agree with them. Just live your life, it doesn't matter what everyone else is doing.

That picture doesn't make sense though, unless she had 3 sets of twins some of those kids would be older, and as the billboards here used to say "two years apart is baby smart", it is easier on your body if you give yourself time to recover. Three sets of twins back to back, your womb would prolapse.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Why is everyone wearing so much blush?

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Natural stupidity loves artificial intelligence.

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Guy's outfit and haircut would look good on a lesbian (sincere)

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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Gotta keep that labor pool large so wages can stay low.

[-] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Perfect example of how many if not most right-wing voters don't give a shit about policy. It's an aesthetic more than anything else. Flags and guns and football and church and big ol' southern nuclear families. Get them to associate literally anything with that vibe and you'll have 30% of voters in this country behind it.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

And DMX with 17 kids.

X gon give it to ya

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Most of Mia Farrow's children are adopted. I think it's a similar situation with Madonna and Angelina Jolie.

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