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You know, I think that's the most I've ever seen Trump lift.
those boxes may be empty for all we know
Still probably more than he's ever lifted.
That bottle of water was heavy, though!
Bad workplace providing a pizza party instead of raises.
Don't worry, at least there are two pizzas for 50 people!
Ok but like low key, I'll smash some rootbeer float.
They're all roofied.
How do you tolerate so much acid and sugar running across your tender mucosae?
It never occurred to me that root beer is acidic
I've done worse to it...
Showing up with pizza and pop
Soda wars.
The map is waaaay more complicated than that!
I'm from a soda state, but I used pop with pizza simply for the alliteration :^)
Reject local names. Embrace "carbonated beverage". All will unite under the technically correct name.
Spicy brown sugar water.
That 14 year old with a baby.
hey it's probably her brother.
but also probably her son too
Is that cola and whipped cream?
It's an a&w root beer float, just a scoop of vanilla in root beer.
Probably a root beer float, so ice cream.
I'm not American, what ice cream flavor do you put in?
vanilla
Best we can do is diet mountain dew and awkwardly obtained 24 counts of donuts
To be fair, Kamala Harris is also opposed to universal healthcare. I'm not sure what her positions on the other topics are but likely better than Trump's at least.
Breads and circuses. Breads and circuses...
I'm surprised he splurged on the green lantern and didn't pick up some hot 'n ready.
He’s not paying. He’s never paying.
Of course MAGA isn't going to provide that stuff, but neither are the fucking democrats. They haven't done it yet, and they won't fucking do it in the future either. Take the state I live in, for example (California). Longtime Dem majority governance. Yes, it's better in a lot of ways than many states, but we've got some fucked up problems that are getting worse. Cost of living is skyrocketing with no credible plans to address that. On a related note, our 'uber-liberal' governor Newsom wasted zero time in seizing on the recent SCOTUS ruling to (further) criminalize homelessness. He has decreed that any cities or counties who don't clear out homeless encampments will lose state funding. The California university system was once the best value in the country, and fostered a politically engaged student body. Now the costs keep rising and student protests are met with swift police violence.
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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