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Anon plays Metro 2033 (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 230 points 2 months ago

Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 155 points 2 months ago

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs...

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 117 points 2 months ago

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And that was unironically the good ending.

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 months ago

It's 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago

FC5 also has the option to finish the game in a couple of minutes if you do what the antagonist asks. Don't remember what exactly it was, leave with your team, I believe.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Developers just casually adding intended game mechanics that makes the speed run incredibly boring.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

FC6 too. In the beginning you're only helping the resistance so they'll give you a boat to escape to Miami. Once they give you the boat you're supposed to join them anyway, but if you take the boat and sail far enough away you'll get a cutscene where you escape to Miami and later watch the fall of your country on the news.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Haven't played 6, but at this point I expect them to add a quick ending scenario in every sequel.

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 months ago

Wait, I'll look up the answer and return with an update.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 71 points 2 months ago

I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Missed out on the 2 hour refund policy anon. Could’ve got your money back.

[-] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately for anon, Steam didn’t start doing refunds until 2015

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[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Can someone explain the context of this to me?

[-] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 102 points 2 months ago

In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it's scripted, you can't escape this fate once you enter the backroom).

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I like games that give you a little slap upside the head for being stupid. All things considered, losing the paltry amount of early game currency in Metro is getting off pretty light compared to some games.

[-] Doxin@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago

In Stray you can put a paper bag on your head. It inverts your controls for a bit. I liked that.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Just get the rest of the achievements and say you wanted to get all the achievements.

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

Maybe I am overlooking it, but I don’t see this achievement in my Steam account.

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