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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 190 points 3 weeks ago

Guys, its a joke, a meme. Some guy makes these fake notices like the woman who sweats on your couch, maggots appear and you are supposed to eat them to heal yourself.

[-] whenyellowstonehasitsday@fedia.io 50 points 3 weeks ago

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

But that’s not a bowl. It’s more like a box. No, it’s ok. I’ll get on the call at 10pm.

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[-] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

If lemmites didn't have the social skills of a mosquito at a funeral they might be able to pick up on the INCREDIBLY subtle joke here.

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[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Man, everybody is so upset at this, it makes it even funnier.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Welcome to Lemmy!

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

I was about to say this had obvious plant vibes lol

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
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[-] i_hate_nazis@eviltoast.org 123 points 3 weeks ago

Thats a meme and its funny. Its literally satirical criticism of governments putting "ai" cameras everywhere.

[-] Havald@lemmy.world 119 points 3 weeks ago

Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 86 points 3 weeks ago

Strawberries aren't berries either.

[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries

You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Look at the whole fruit bundle before they break it apart for shipping. You can't tell me it's NOT a berry.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

Just gotta accept that we have Berry[culinary] and Berry[botanical] and these variants are unstated and must be inferred from context.

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[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 115 points 3 weeks ago

This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 93 points 3 weeks ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

The best part? Nobody can agree if advertising ala commercials actually works.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Nobody can agree"?

Is this kind of like how nobody can agree on whether we landed on the moon or whether climate change is real?

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

My thoughts too. It definitely works. That's why I despise advertising and block all attempts at it. Don't tell me what to think, assholes.

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[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Anecdotal, but I've boycotted products or stores because of annoying ads in the past. And even clever or entertaining ads eventually get annoying if they are shown too much.

I block most ads these days, so longer contribute to the negative ad returns like I used to, but I am curious about how many others like me are out there.

[-] WammKD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

My spouse is like that; they're so anti-advertising that they'll close their mobile games once the ad. appears and re-open the game, just to not watch it.

And they're definitely the type to stop buying from a company because the ad.s were annoying.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 58 points 3 weeks ago

Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

I could DESTROY that competition.

[-] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dude you don't know who you're up against!!

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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 14 points 3 weeks ago

Too bad he ain’t on Lemmy. But thanks for the source.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Indeed, just edited in a warning :)

Someone who has an IG account, consider commenting to encourage fediversing up!

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck yeah, come join us! Meta sucks!

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago

"nah, we don't need privacy laws"

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

"Definitely safe everything's okay rectangular shelf with latex paint bowl."

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[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Did you know I have an AI camera in every single bathroom? Would you like to know which ladies are front wipers or rear wipers, or which guys don't wash their hands after drip flicking after peeing? Wouldn't that be fun?"

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

I bet Omar isn't even trying. He could easily eat another 27 plums no problem.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

Fake - if this was real there would be a category 'most times pooped in the box'.

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Meh. It's a bit less creepy than any website that tracks you, but in this case you get to see the results. Plus: free berries are nice.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Dave, if you aren't in the top ten next month I will raise your rent.

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fuckin freak behavior, what a fuckin creep

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's okay the law says I'm allowed to do this.

-person who all laws cater to

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Omar - that is a lot of plums

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That last sentence would freak me out. It takes it from maybe thats just a weird and eccentric landlord to CREEP ALARM!!!

But this is fake, right?

[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 11 points 3 weeks ago

Yea, according to another comment here, it’s a joke.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Weak strawberry game

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

This landlord is ready for harvest…

[-] Skull@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Omar has the right idea taking the plums.

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[-] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ya, not a little creepy or weird. Sure thing

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