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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh I do that all the time watching Columbo with the fam.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

You are such a sly dude.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

I've been rewatching Monk, and something that really struck me is how much of the plot is based on coincidences, and it really makes it easy to pick out the killer. I was watching an episode where Captain Stottlemeyer mentions offhand an unsolved murder at a golf course, and later on someone Monk is talking to has a golfing trophy. Immediately knew it was him because golf had been mentioned twice and this show never wastes a Chekhov's gun, or tries very hard to misdirect. I remember saying "I don't know why yet but it's him."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Surely, the guy randomly stacking boxes who spouts off a couple inconsequential lines of dialogue will have no bearing on the episode.

"You know for a security guard, he had an awful lot of information. Don't cha think?"

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven’t watched SBSP, so take this with a pinch of salt: Patrick looks like he’s the grown up Bart Simpson under the sea.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Disclaimer: I have seen it many times, but didn’t exactly watch it.

He’s generally dumber and kinder than Bart, but he’s still somewhat mischievous.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 1 points 2 years ago

I hope they bring back that show where the bakers have to guess the cake based on the used ingredients. I'm like Colombo watching that one.