I like how even the non-tech communities here on Lemmy are dominated by tech. We're all a bunch of bored IT guys and it shows.
Honestly, it's kind of nice. Like the IT version of Cheers.
Wakes me up in the middle of the night - check.
You actually trust your printer enough to leave it plugged in 24/7 ?
Damn, that's brave
I'd still much rather have a cat
"Alright, it's taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let's try a test print-"
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
"Well that's okay, I'm sure it's part of routine maintena-"
SEQUENCING OFF
"No, damnit, I need to get the line running!"
...
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
"But I just changed the cartridge..."
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW
crying and putting on lipstick
"Please, I have a family!"
MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH
"Okay, I'll do anything, just let me print these batch codes..."
READY TO PRINT
"Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-"
GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS
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