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Petty clear mine would be a really hardline psychic type, just a special attack glass canon. I'd be a rest/psychic/dream eater/speed boost thing weirdo sweeper.

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe the most straightforward grass type

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dark/ghost type

Learns curse, self destruct, explosion, rest

abilities: defeatist, slow start, truant

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

a shitty one

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Snorlax but poison-grass type from chooming all day

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Basically fairy and grass types.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

With what little I know about pokemon, I will go with grass type then lol

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Idc about Pokémon so I'll do SMT instead. Absorb fire, resist ice and wind, weak vs curse. Has AOE healing spell that removes all status ailments and a fire spell that pierces resistances

[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No idea, but I feel like Egon goes hard as a Pokémon name. Had it been part of the early generations then it would definitely have been a normal/ghost type and just been a straight rip-off of the villain from Ghostbusters II. It would have been the third of the weird humanoid Pokemon from that gen (Mr. Mime and then the racist charicature).
That doesn't feel like it has so much to do with the name again though, I feel like theres a vibe to the sounds E-gon that the Japanese would do something cool with. Could be a rock type (or whatever the stone Pokémon type is) or electric type or it could just be lil guy

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably a dark type garbage themed pokemon.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It would be a really fluffy one with a cute little horned helmet and food and drink-related capabilities

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Fairy-fighting

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Fire type because red

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Bdsm Stalin that never died of Heart attack because his heart is rigged to a car battery a la "Crank 2: High Voltage. Electric/fighting type. Maintains a socialist oasis in the desert wastelands.

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[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

A combination of Dark, Ghost, and Fairy, I suppose.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

A boring one.

Fairy type :)

[–] hand@lemmy.studio 4 points 1 year ago

Not sure but it would probably slap or punch.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I have a sketch but have probably uploaded too many images too fast.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took a while but here ya go! You're also 200ft tall according to the pokedex. Tsunami amphibian

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Poison type, because snek. Breath, so probably a special atk rather than physical in terms of primary stat. Dual typing could go any direction really, so I’ll ignore that.

ghost, i'd assume. maybe fighter?

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