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Petty clear mine would be a really hardline psychic type, just a special attack glass canon. I'd be a rest/psychic/dream eater/speed boost thing weirdo sweeper.

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe the most straightforward grass type

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

dark/ghost type

Learns curse, self destruct, explosion, rest

abilities: defeatist, slow start, truant

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

a shitty one

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Snorlax but poison-grass type from chooming all day

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Basically fairy and grass types.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

With what little I know about pokemon, I will go with grass type then lol

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Idc about Pokémon so I'll do SMT instead. Absorb fire, resist ice and wind, weak vs curse. Has AOE healing spell that removes all status ailments and a fire spell that pierces resistances

[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago
[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No idea, but I feel like Egon goes hard as a Pokémon name. Had it been part of the early generations then it would definitely have been a normal/ghost type and just been a straight rip-off of the villain from Ghostbusters II. It would have been the third of the weird humanoid Pokemon from that gen (Mr. Mime and then the racist charicature).
That doesn't feel like it has so much to do with the name again though, I feel like theres a vibe to the sounds E-gon that the Japanese would do something cool with. Could be a rock type (or whatever the stone Pokémon type is) or electric type or it could just be lil guy

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably a dark type garbage themed pokemon.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It would be a really fluffy one with a cute little horned helmet and food and drink-related capabilities

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Fairy-fighting

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Fire type because red

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Bdsm Stalin that never died of Heart attack because his heart is rigged to a car battery a la "Crank 2: High Voltage. Electric/fighting type. Maintains a socialist oasis in the desert wastelands.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago
[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

A combination of Dark, Ghost, and Fairy, I suppose.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

A boring one.

Fairy type :)

[–] hand@lemmy.studio 4 points 2 years ago

Not sure but it would probably slap or punch.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I have a sketch but have probably uploaded too many images too fast.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Took a while but here ya go! You're also 200ft tall according to the pokedex. Tsunami amphibian

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[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Poison type, because snek. Breath, so probably a special atk rather than physical in terms of primary stat. Dual typing could go any direction really, so I’ll ignore that.

ghost, i'd assume. maybe fighter?

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