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RFK swarmed by bugs (streamable.com)

Idk how else to describe the vid. This man does not exist

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[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

hIs VoIcE sOuNdS lIkE wHeN yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs HoW hAvE i NeVeR hEaRd It UnTiL NoW

[-] seas_surround@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

he sounds like he's a skin suit filled with bugs and they're buzzing in unison to mimic human speech, this video is the clearest evidence so far

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

We merged into a singular consciousness. I can now access millenias worth of the worm collectives racial memory.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

He sounds like he's dying. The US really had three candidates that have one foot in the coffin.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Its more like they have one brain in the grave

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's actually kinda jacked and works out every day. Also insert meme about shooting an insult about how he sounds boomeranging and hitting a comerade with spasmodic dysphonia or other speech impediments.

Extremely weird, stupid, conspiracy-brained and a Zionist with brain worms are enough wrong with him without even touching on his voice. Oh, and he didn't deny the sexual assault allegations.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Case in point with him being weird, that screenshot is from an RFK Jr ad lmao

Also, a reason he's jacked is he has been wealthy his entire life.

Forgot to mention he's one of the most gullible people in the country with a platform, spreading medical disinformation like AIDS denialism (thinks it's caused by poppers). Also one of the arch-anti-vaxers in the world.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He directly caused the deaths of about 100 children

And mega defended his cousin who beat a 15 year old girl to death with a golf club*

Great Behind the Bastards bunch of episodes

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

One of them crawled out of his goddamn ear.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

Worm's been renting it out on EarBnB.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

bug-facts to brainworms communication, they were receiving Intel from the Collective.

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Going after the worm

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I know someone who is terrified of lady bugs after they swarmed her on a beach and started biting.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Rookie mistake. She must have looked like an aphid.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Probably the invasive Japanese lady beetles that tend to swarm and can bite

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Why are Japanese insects so angry.

[-] wheresmysurplusvalue@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Their stocks aren't doing so hot

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

It's the larva you gotta look out for in my experience, those little bastards can bite hard for how tiny they are and are really hard to blow off you if they land on you

[-] frankfurt_schoolgirl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I played bar trivia last week, and the trivia asker guy (is there a word for this?) came up to our group after to talk cause we had a lot of wrong but funny answers. Somehow I just turned into him just explaining everything about RFK to us for like 10 minutes. He finally revealed that he had heard it all on the Robert Evans fed podcast.

Always so weird to find a podcast listener irl. I should have told him about TrueAnon.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

I would call that guy either a trivia host, or the riddler

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Quizmaster

Also everyone listens to podcasts these days, it's just that most are baby babble dogshit.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

He's not wrong, but the vibes are fucked, knowing who he is.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

How many times do you think Biden and Major have done Dynamic Marking together?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Hey evwrybody I'm here with fellow nepo-baby. Fuck off.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Being covered in ladybugs after you opened a box of them to release in your garden for natural pest control probably sounded like a cute photo op on paper tbf

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

It's objectively a cool thing he's doing and natural native options are great to try to reduce chemical use.

but the absolute lack of political instinct or even basic common sense to be like "maybe we should wait 3 minutes until I'm not visually covered in bugs we just released with the stated goal of eating pests, particularly because im infamous for having a dead worm in my head" is just so funny it really overshadows any possible positives.

[-] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

they just assumed he was already dead

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Dude probablly smells like a compost bin half full of gym socks.

[-] NedIsakoff@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

He sounds like Hans Moleman lmao I-was-saying

[-] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Moss@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

He is a literal walking corpse. Worms are already eating his brain and bugs are crawling on his body. He is going to start visibly rotting like Michael Afton soon

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Walmart brand version of an antichrist

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

RFK, Jr., acolyte of Hood, the god of death

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

he sounds like he is having an allergic reaction

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Pazuzu looking motherfucker

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