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[-] Aielman15@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago

I did the same thing. And then I took it to the next level and taught my entire party elven expletives so that they could join me in insulting the leaf-suckers. Fuck you. You are not better than me just because your farts smell of wet moss.

My character is also deep into the conspiracy theory that elves marry humans only because they are after their inheritance. Think about it, guys: an elf lives for hundreds of years. A human marriage will last about 50-75 years on average. Those bush-wearers could marry half a dozen humans in their lifetime and live the rest of their existence comfortably rich with the accumulated riches and possessions from all those marriages.

Wake up, sheeple!

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

Years ago, when I learned that World of Warcraft allowed you to either speak in common tongue or your character's native racial tongue, I would park my night elf in capital cities and shout in Darnassian about how night elves are superior to all other races. Got a lot of LOLs from other night elves.

There was one low-level night elf who popped up once to rant back in Darnassian about how dwarves were the superior race. Guess someone made a new character to see what all the shouting was about and got offended. We had a pretty fun debate over the characteristics of both races, and it came down to personal preference by the end.

I miss old WoW.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

I remember doing something similar with gnomes!

Once I was high level enough to solo it, I would offer to run groups of low-level gnomes through Deadmines. But only gnomes. The reactions were priceless.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Ah you think racism is your ally? You merely took levels in racism. Elves were born in it, molded by it. They didn't see stop using slurs until the Third Age, by then it was nothing to them but Woke!

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 months ago

the elfs have slurs for things that man has no normal words for

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

My human monk got in a lot of hot water for throat chopping elves. She believed very strongly in having good manners.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

So wait. You learned Elvish ironically?

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 15 points 4 months ago

Not cause it's a good language or nothin' scoff who would do that?

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Drow all the way.

Real talk though, in one campaign I did, I made a dragonborn barbarian that could only speak draconic. It pissed my friends off so much, but it was hilarious to me

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My friend and I had a dynamic like that in a campaign. He was playing a dwarf barbarian who only spoke dwarven and I was playing a dwarf witch. When his barbarian would mouth off in dwarven about the party, my character would "translate" to something like, "He wishes you all good luck."

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago
[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 months ago

This is the real reason Finnish schools are teaching Swedish to every kid

[-] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 months ago

Common Finland W

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Can I get the leaf-lover's special

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago
[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Rock and stone Forever!

[-] blackbelt352@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 months ago

ROCK AND STONE!

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago
[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's like when Kobe learned French so he could trash talk Tony Parker lol

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