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Is Canoe Boat? (midwest.social)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by blusterydayve26@midwest.social to c/shippost@midwest.social

It’s the weekend, let’s have a poll. Or a debate. Whichever.

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

How can a canoe not be a boat?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Yes. Displaces water. You sit where water was. Is boat.

[-] andellor@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago
[-] A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Is hot dog!

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm a hotdog. I can has bun?

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Of course! A canoe is a sandwich.

[-] Visstix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's a boat, but not a ship.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

As I realized I'm the comments, it's a sandwich, like a hotdog or a pita pocket.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bleh, thanks. Fixed now, hopefully.

…I’ll record that as a “maybe” vote.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi Desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Image loads now 👍

[-] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Your wisdom is deep yet fleeting, like the glacier.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Is not boat. Is not vessel. Is watercraft, like kayak, like raft. Ours is "Lurlene"

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Define boat. Define vessel. Define watercraft.

Explain why kayak is not a boat or vessel. Explain why a raft is like a kayak and a canoe.

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