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[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 53 points 1 month ago
[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago

Feels like the beautiful beginning of a cyberpunk novel to me. Delivery brothers both getting recruited by opposing criminal organizations as couriers ina an increasingly violent sprawl.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Deliverance.

Shit, that one's taken!

Other comment mentions cyberpunk...

Deliveroids.

Nailed it lol.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Yarninator@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 1 month ago

But is it Christmas pud?

[-] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

The other day I witnessed two guys from different lawn mowing crews pass each other and excitedly yell greetings over the roar of the engines, it was funny and wholesome

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

When I started driving a school bus I would wave to everyone driving a vehicle that requires a CDL, thinking we were all part of the same brotherhood. Turns out we're not, unless giving the middle finger is a brotherhood of sorts.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well stop flipping people off chicken lady

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I read Snow Crash when I was delivering for doordash.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ah a fellow Deliverator

[-] kewko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Op lies pizza and mail are not same so not delivered at the same time

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

There ought to be a law that they're coordinated. I only want to leave my house once/day, so getting my mail and pizza at the same time is essential.

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