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Heritage Foundation to furry hackers: "Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in?" (newrepublic.com)
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 129 points 4 months ago

Heritage Foundation brags about and threatens prison rape for minority group.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 4 months ago

What is it with conservatives and punitive anal rape?

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

Fantasizing

[-] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 71 points 4 months ago

I notice he dodged the question about vore.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

He stopped the conversation there because he had to furiously masturbate

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

Furriously*

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The coward.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

Doth protest too much.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 months ago

Wait, didn't they just say that it wasn't gay furry hackers that did it, but now they are threatening furry hackers?

And how did they know it's a tiger, it could be a pack of wolves?

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 11 points 4 months ago

That is what I was wondering. I just saw an article that said they denied the gay furries hacked them.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

All tops in the Republican party

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 36 points 4 months ago

Boy, seems like they put some thought into that one. 🤔

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Silly, the real fursuits are the ones in our minds.

Now hold still while me and 14 werewolves use you like a cocksleeve <3

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

I think you mean are-wolves.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

We are all wolves on this blessed day

as they get held down and knot-fucked

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

didn't the HF say they actually didn't hack them, they just happened across files accidentally archived on a public facing site? If so, doesn't that sorta stop it from being a crime?

[-] androogee@midwest.social 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Conservatives love fantasizing about imprisoning their enemies without a criminal conviction.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That, and they are pathological liars.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Did some intern get ahold of official HF letterhead? Someone ought to be fired before the heritage founation loses credibility.

lol

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

When was the heritage foundation founded? I'd say that was the year they lost all their credibility

[-] ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Do the eyes in these suits move? Or is this a strategically taken picture?

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's possible to make eyes that move but I wouldn't say it's the norm

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Had to look at a bigger picture of the image, but the one on the right looks like they got concave eyes in their suit. I think it's a pretty cool trick to make it look like the eyes are following you, when done right.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Hah. This is why you should respect the furries.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

what a toxic piece of shit and to think high up critical positions are filled by men like him.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Dude’s clearly never heard of a murrsuit.

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