As this has been making the rounds for a couple days, i can inform you that the town of Dildo, Newfoundland is located on the bay of Dildo Cove and that there's also a Dildo Island off the coast.

[–] context@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

that's where they were first discovered and mined, right?

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Hehehehehehe, penis

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

phallocentrism is a scourge

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

for balance

[–] healthkick@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Global getting all sweaty and climate change into something sexy

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IT'S A SIGN!

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, a sign we need a Volcel Police made of ice

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How about a beanis -shaped iceberg?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Beanis is not known to occur in nature.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

deeck

[–] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Is this an askreddit thread?