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46th President of the United State Joe Biden Dead in Apparent Spray Tan Accident (hexbear.net)
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White House Doctors report that Joe Biden has passed away today in an apparent spray tan overdose. White House Doctors state that the formula for the former Presidents spray tan contained lead, asbestos and plutonium.

Always remember to read the safety instructions before using chemical products.

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[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

flew too close to the sun brump

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

the plutonium-free formulas just don't give you the same glow, y'know

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Honestly surprised he survived it.

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