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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.

[–] br3d@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don't know why biologists and geneticists haven't dealt with this by now

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

Hideo Kojima did it

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Want to hear something interesting? We actually developed this technology in the 80’s but it was outlawed due corporations lobbying the government because the hospitals were afraid of losing childbirth money, it was then vilified and called unnatural.

Tap for spoiler

Now want to hear something true?

[–] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe because no one would green light testing of it

We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the mental images

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Human babies ain't done cooking yet. That's why they're totally dependent when they're born.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well to be fair it's because if the kid's brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.

[–] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

β€œOh no…. not again…”

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Check please!

the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they've had 3 Vindaloos?

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse ("Sandtigers" are the ones referred to in the comic).

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Shark eggs are way cool! I totally forgot about those. Thanks for the link.

I did find it humorous that my client asked if I trusted sharktrust, too.

[–] cron@feddit.org 10 points 2 years ago

There are fish that givelive birth, like sharks or guppys- read more: faunafacts.com

[–] beveradb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, you must be British

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it's more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Winner winner sharky dinner

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Humans don't want to be born

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear.. and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It's fabulous.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

As far as we know.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Isn't it kind of the same with all mammals, not just humans?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A lil Salt n Pepa goes a long way

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

This is amazing

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?