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[-] librejoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] muse@fedia.io 181 points 1 week ago

This would unironically work on me

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 week ago

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

[-] muse@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

We call those "marital aids"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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[-] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

[-] Tyoda@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 1 week ago

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 15 points 1 week ago

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

[-] debounced@kbin.run 97 points 1 week ago

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 week ago
[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

Rust and Bust.

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[-] widw@ani.social 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 38 points 1 week ago

I'm still down.

Thats so much better 😭

[-] rf_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[-] Areldyb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

My shoes were already off.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Jellyfin and fin dis cock down your throat.

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago
[-] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago

I don't have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet...

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
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