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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine going to a concert and everyone sees their favorite artist sing their favorite song!

Feel alone together! Share nothing! Experience nothing new! Never leave your bubble! Make Howard Hughes look like a fucking amateur!

Join with the torment nexus!

[–] context@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the speculative ai bubble is going to make these next few years be deeply unserious

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Microsoft already rolled out and rolled back a massive security vulnerability lmao.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Purchase a lot of non-perishable food and learn how to garden and grow your own veggies if you can.

[–] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lmao Connor O'Malley did a whole standup special where this is the entire bit barely a month ago and reality has already caught up

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Truly one of the prophets of our time

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

"I'd love if I as a comedian could completely put myself out of a job by giving the rights to being me to an AI"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

aiDaveChappelle: "So... We all know that cancel culture is bad right?

aiAUDIENCE: Somebody whistles. Somebody cheers.

aiDaveChappelle: "StatueAvi8814 is funny. But he doesn't get the likes. Why?"

aiAUDIENCE: Somebody says "Yeah, why!"

aiDaveChappelle: "It's simple. Because. Of. Cancel. Culture."

aiAUDIENCE: Wild cheering.

StatueAvi8814 has run the sim 482 times. He's not tired of it yet!

[–] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

We're in the LLM golden age, before copyright issues and unavoidable limitations of their design are fully realized

[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I watched it, morbid curiosity. It's not even "funny because bad" tier, just upsetting

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

i would love it if I could just get people into a paid subscription service of DEEZ NUTS hahahah gottem

[–] Storm@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the difference between that and literally selling your soul?

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Storm@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Fucking oooof. And you don't even get a lot of money either.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

To me, the biggest contradiction here is that "he" is speaking with all the intensity of a 6 AM podcast while supposedly being on stage. The body language actually seems kinda accurate, too.

And of course, the material is a soulless string of cliches.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"I would be the beneficiary of this AI, not having to do any work myself. And people would pay the subscription fees to me."