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For anyone who is feeling doomer about the survival of life on earth, here are some articles about bacteria LIVING IN ASPHALT (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/05/070510151916.htm

https://phys.org/news/2010-04-microbes-natural-asphalt-lake.html

https://www.livescience.com/1515-asphalt-munching-bacteria-discovered.html

The weird little bastards are eating metal and petrochemicals!

As a bonus, here are fungi that eat hard ionizing radiation, including in the radioactive core of the Chernobyl NPP

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus

We're gonna make it. Well, maybe not us, but someone is definitely gonna make it.

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've lived 10,000 human lifetimes, patiently lying in wait for the next sentient species to arise. Now I will go forth, mentor them, and poison their academic research forever by explaining that a bidet was for washing one's face.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The ultimate prank awaiting the ultimate prankster