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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Tbh I find it much more surprising that there's an overlap of bears and stupid people than I do smart kids and dumb adults.

I've met an unfortunate amount of people that would struggle to dump water out of their boots with the instructions written on the bottom of the sole.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Bears can be trained to drive cars and communicate through various means, it's thought they may be as smart as great apes like gorillas. This is why they were a choice circus animal for a long time.

Yes, this should be terrifying information.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A bear on my road has learned to open cars by using the door handle. Pretty amazing. It got into mine, ate something sugary, and left with no damage other than mud absolutely everywhere.

Now I lock my car doors at night with respect for this boss bear.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They also shit in the woods & wipe their asses with bunny rabbits.

DON’T BELIEVE THE CHARMIN PROPAGANDA

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

is that a point for or against bears?

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Depends on your bunny rabbit stance, I reckon.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

bunny rabbits are a renewable resource.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately for the bears, it's duck season, not wabbit season!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I mean… a kid would probably do the same, given the chance, right?

I’m going with For, definitely a point For bears.

The right to arm bears...

[–] huginn@feddit.it 5 points 2 years ago

It's less idiocy and more laziness. Any amount of inconvenience is too much for a lot of humans, unfortunately.

[–] Ashen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

That last line is an absolutely brilliant insult. Love it.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does dumping water out of boots have instructions? Isn't it like dumping water out of any other container?

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

It's just a common way to call someone an idiot where I'm from πŸ˜…

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... people that would struggle to dump water out of their boots with the instructions written on the bottom of the sole.

I love that analogy and need to commit it to heart. XD