BECAUSE if we leave too much SPACE between capitalized KEYWORDS they blend TOGETHER, we get BORED and stop reading the SENTENCE

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why does this read like a Trump campaign email/text

I really want to know who entered my info into their system so I can bludgeon them with a rusty chain, there is no opting out lol

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

I don't know your cysec practices so I can't address the second paragraph, but to answer the first question - this is probably the reason

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

It's too bad it's UGLY because you're RIGHT this was much easier to READ

[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

MY LIFE OUT OF EVEN 1+1 YOU'RE ENJOY!

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They even capitalised the NUMBERS

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Holy SHIT

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It feels kinda like how comic books bold words for emphasis, and just about as randomly applied

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

You put the em-PHA-sis n the wrong syl-A-byl.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

YeAh. We ShOuLd CaPiTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr InStEaD.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago

YOU'RE absolutely correct, ENJOY.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Typography hell

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

It's definitely the next level of bionic reading.