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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago

What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz -3 points 3 months ago

Lol you're interviewing at a Wendy's.

"Options" aren't exactly something you have a lot of.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 3 months ago

Only every other entry level service industry job. It's not like there's a ton of those around...

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

LoL you think this only applies to Wendy's.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I was giving an example of a polite way to say "fuck off."

If I was interviewing with Wendy's I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 30 points 3 months ago

"I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient."

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

"Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner."

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