599
Job interviews be like
(suppo.fi)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
599 points (99.2% liked)
Funny
6824 readers
397 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?
This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.
Lol you're interviewing at a Wendy's.
"Options" aren't exactly something you have a lot of.
Only every other entry level service industry job. It's not like there's a ton of those around...
LoL you think this only applies to Wendy's.
I was giving an example of a polite way to say "fuck off."
If I was interviewing with Wendy's I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.
"I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient."
Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
"Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner."