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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wouldn't soup just leak all over the place if you put it on a square? A cube would be better.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.

(Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

[–] crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

The problem is getting it back out

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Soup everywhere.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So how do we push it through time?

[–] GreatDong3000@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Only if you pour too much, I had success with a single drop

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, which is why they used the word in.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How do you put something in a 2 dimensional space? A square has no height.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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    player1.x + player1.width > player2.x &&
    player1.y < player2.y + player2.height &&
    player1.y + player1.height > player2.y)
{
    //collision
}