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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 155 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 93 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Worms in control

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

"The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms." - Stalin, 1935

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 88 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok how is there a Hilary moon emoji on hand?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us: xi-button

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OMG unironically. Here I thought it was just a bit. hahaha

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of "Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Jeri "Le Monarque" Lawlierre

[–] bleaume@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Consider this: it would be very funny

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.

I said doodyhead.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I said [CENSORED].

Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 years ago

I want to see how dnc would react if that happened

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

removed from the ballots

Woah woah, slow down

We're not on the moon yet

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago