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lmao, but he will wiggle.

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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 155 points 7 months ago

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 93 points 7 months ago

This is how we actually end up with RFK Jr lol

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago

Maybe he'll turn out to be a communist and provide everyone with brainworms!

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago
[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Worms in control

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

"The goal of communism is to instill every worker with brainworms." - Stalin, 1935

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

I would love to see that reality and how libs would develop an RFK derangement syndrome.

[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 88 points 7 months ago
[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 72 points 7 months ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Ok how is there a Hilary moon emoji on hand?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

In Marvel Guardians of thr Galaxy there is a celestial named Ego, the living planet. Her ego is the size of a planet.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago
[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Yes. And The Economist made the Xi Button emote for us: xi-button

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

OMG unironically. Here I thought it was just a bit. hahaha

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure the person who made it thought they were doing a bit but no idea what the people who ran it were thinking. Perhaps something along the lines of "Yes, FleshOrb Hillary is exactly what the inscrutable elder gods desire!"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

A guillotine maker sits solemnly, knowing his trade is no longer needed

Then he hears The Internationale in the distance and picks his hammer back up

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Alors, zis will be ze end of La Guillotinerie! But wait, could it be? Mon dieu, zat's Stalin's music!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Jeri "Le Monarque" Lawlierre

[-] bleaume@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago
[-] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Bah, why dull a perfectly good blade on him... Do the old "wall and send his family a bill for the ammo" routine

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Consider this: it would be very funny

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

Trump what from the ballots? What slur was here??

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

I'm so sorry for the confusion everyone, my mom doesn't let me say swears words normally but she gave me permission to explain it here.

I said doodyhead.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

I said [CENSORED].

Wow. I can excuse slurs, but I draw the line at being rude!

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 7 months ago

I want to see how dnc would react if that happened

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

removed from the ballots

Woah woah, slow down

We're not on the moon yet

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago
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