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[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 88 points 5 months ago

Let's be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago

Sounds like something a red flag would say. What are you doing this Saturday night?

[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Red flag and wallowing in misery. If you've got parental issues then you're just my type.

[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you're into that or what

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Not really, but nobody is perfect. You're mine now.

[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Young love in the making, how beautiful

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago

Texasdrunk and Trainwreck will have beautiful, perpetually unstable alcoholic Texan children. Life is beautiful.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Sounds boring. But probably correct.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

If I've learned anything, it's that "date-able" is never to be confused with "sex-able". Of course, like all good advice, this is easier said than done.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Must be 18, too old for him.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Lemon Demon is still around? Crazy

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Well, spirit phone was 8 years ago. Neil hasn't done much under the Lemon Demon name since then

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 5 months ago

That was ... better than I expected. Nice.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Yeah me n u r in th 10%

[-] trainwreck@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the bottom 10%

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Fat chicks need love too

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