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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But why do they even have laws about sandwiches in the first place?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Read the article. It's a zoning issue.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry sir, this is a sandwich only zone. You and your parfait need to leave immediately.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

we're just loading the parfait i swear

[–] snooggums@midwest.social -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Something existing does not answer the question about WHY it exists.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are trying to exclude traditional fast food like McD's,Wendy's, etc.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cuz fuck mcds you dense prick

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

But not fuck Subway?

K

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could be food safety, taxes, production rules or any number of things.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

The article does not mention any sandwich specific laws, just contract stuff about what kind of restaurant can be in a strip mall.