What is your best fart story? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by oldfemboy@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Inspired by /u/DancingBear@midwest.social

Please, authentic fart stories only, no jokes.

For stories of old, you can also visit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7zf5k7/hey_reddit_what_is_your_best_fart_story/ (208 comments, from 6 years ago)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gb9lw/whats_your_best_fart_story/ (232 comments, from 13 years ago)

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 15 points 6 months ago

Some years ago, I was walking with my GF through the supermarket, we were looking at the sweets section, right at the end of the isle, when I let a very stinky fart go. I learned over and said we should go.

We walked to long way so we didn't have to walk through the cloud, 30-40s later, just after we had rounded the far end of the isle we heard:

Female voice: "oh my god, was that you! That is discussing" (loudly) Male voice: "no, it wasn't me"
Female voice: "why are you lying to me, you are always lying to me!" (Angrily)
Male voice: "but it wasn't me" (also angry)

I think I may have put the final nail in the coffin of a bad relationship with a fart

My partner and I still laugh about it 16 years later.

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024

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