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[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 55 points 2 months ago

its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

this is good.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

They're fully vertically integrated from the silicone through the compiler, os, and all software running.

[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 31 points 2 months ago

Silicone? I suppose even sex toys need proper security these days.

[-] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

To be fair smart connected chastity cages did get hacked recently so their owners couldn't get them off.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And some of them did get off on that.

[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Ah shit, serves me right for posting off the cuff...

Though that is also a thing.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Don't sweat it too much, I think most people struggle with silicon vs silicone. Silicon is the hard stuff used in computer chips, silicone is the soft stuff used in sex toys and boob implants.

A few mnemonic devices that might help you remember which is which:

  • SiliCON is a semi-CONductor, silicone is not.

  • (expanded version of the previous) SiliCON is very CONventient when used in computers due to its properties as a semi-CONductor.

  • Madonna has silly cones.

On the last one, I have no idea if Madonna has breast implants or not, and quite frankly I don't really care. However, I do know that she has/had a fairly infamous outfit that included a cone-shaped bra. As such, the train of thought goes silicone -> silly cone(s) -> Madonna had silly cones -> breasts -> breast implants.

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