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the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
WHAT HAPPEN ! !
SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB ! !
"Hey! You... kid! Stop all the downloading!"
56k modem noises
"I'm a freakin' computer!
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"Porkchop sandwhiches!"
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"GGGGeeee.... EEEYYYEEEE... JJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE"
Memory unlocked: screaming this at random moments in highschool
Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here you fuckin idiots get the fuck out! Fuck, we're all dead! Get the fuck out!
Does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?
Tell me Johnny, do you like baseball?
"Hey look it's the kamikaze watermelon!"
do-do-do-do-do-dooooo weeeee SPLAT
"teh Penguin of doom" chick is 40 years old and has a mortgage now
LOBSTER STICK TO MAGNET
LEFT. CLAW. NORTH. RIGHTCLAWSOUTH!!!
Hokay. So. Here is teh earff, chillin' (damn, that is a sweet earff you might say) ROOOOUN!