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[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 9 months ago

Fuck I'd take that deal. I get to sleep 8hr and wake up paid. Id only work in my sleep

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Haha that’s not how it would work obviously. Mandated overtime!

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 9 months ago

With no overtime pay because "you're just sleeping!" Reduced pay for everyone!

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

They'd raise the prices of everything to match incomes. So, then you'd have to work during your sleep or be unable to afford your cost of living.

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

And let's not forget the new standard 80hr work week.

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"Well your work is great. Fantastic even. But I can't help but notice you're always sleeping on the job and that's just not what this company culture is all about. You never come to the office, you've missed the last three company pizza parties... I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go."

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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