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A moment of brilliance
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this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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I was making toast once at work.
A particularly baffling coworker saw this and went "oh you like toast do you? I had an uncle who liked toast"
I'm not sure if he just didn't like to leave good silence alone, or if he had a bizarre family where nobody else liked toast except for Mad Uncle Toast Eater, who presumably died from his crippling toast addiction.
I hope you didn't respond to him, to make him uncomfortable with the silence again.
Maybe that silence is his Toast though. The more you have, the more you want.
fucking incredible sentence though. what a legend.
Elder Scrolls NPC type conversation.