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[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 122 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why make it a card then? If it's meant to be stored as a document then it should be the size of an envelope, or a standard A4 sheet.

I keep mine attached to the envelope sized paper it came on. But it shouldn't be a card shape, that encourages people to carry it. My grandpa always carried his.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Don't mention A4 paper, it scares the Americans. If any of them could read, they would be very afraid right now.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A4

Is that a type of rifle? I'll take 12!

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 1 year ago

You’ll get either 8 ½ or 11 and you’ll like it.

[–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 year ago

Using entirely reasonable standards that most of the rest of the world has adopted is too hard for us for some reason.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Today I'm going to use paper to feel superior to someone else.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

To be fair, simply not having to live in the US already gives that rush.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Amateur, we professionals don't have to use anything for that

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This week on “Things Non-Americans Think Americans Don’t Know About!”

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right?

Like just because we export all our media to you (because it's better) and make fun of our stereotypes in that media, doesn't mean that most of us are like that. Believe it or not we actually have cool stuff that's uniquely American.

And the reason you see Kraft singles is because we don't want to share our BBQ with you.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

export all our media to you (because it's better)

Lmao. Get back to me when you've got something like Taskmaster, Would I Lie To You, or QI.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

We can't do everything for you guys. We're holding down the imperial system almost single handedly. Help a brother out.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

America has the Squid Games reality show and Mr Beast. They're kind of like Taskmaster if the point of Taskmaster was dangling life changing money in front of poor people.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're nothing like Taskmaster then lmao.

[–] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That is the joke, yes.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You're proving my point though? Those all look like C rate game shows that show up in the worst time slots here in the states.

If you said Doctor who, like 15 years ago, then I'd give you a solid maybe.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

look like

Yeah that's an American problem. Preferring a glossy looking garbage over something non-glamorous but substantial.

FYI I'm neither American nor European.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tell me what country you're from, then, so I can look up how to roast it in the book of Places No One Gives a Shit About.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow you're a really thinskinned dicktip.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, I'm trolling you because you're stupid.

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

American here, you’re straight up wrong. We have no equivalent to their panel shows. Comparing them to game shows is like comparing open heart surgery to being stabbed.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey now, I can read...but, what's this A4 paper you speak of?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8/11.5

Not sure if a joke or an actual paper size

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually a size. More commonly referred to as "letter" sized. It's 8x11.5 inches, which is pretty close to A4, but it'll confuse printers if you mix the 2 up.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

but it’ll confuse printers if you mix the 2 up.

So far all printers I've seen can switch between both. The real problem is your Writer/Word document, because after the slight reformatting it's now all over the place.

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's actually 8.5x11 not 8x11.5

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sips tea and extends pinky

Am I doing metric right?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Actually no, the Brits shit on us for it but by most approaches they're actually even worse than we are

The bruvs be usin' STONE out here and acting like they get to crack wise

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

More Square root, you mean!

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You mean 8.5x11

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 0 points 1 year ago

You mean 8.5/11?

[–] UnityDevice@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a size of paper with an aspect ratio of 1:√2, and the short edge that is 21cm long. The long edge will then be 21√2 = 29.7cm. The aspect ratio has the interesting property that it can be halved and doubled while remaining constant.

This has been your ISO fact of the day.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ISO 7304-2:2008 defines a standard for cooking spaghetti. Subsection 3.9 "Completeness" closely resembles "al denté" but isn't true al denté; as 3.9 states "no white core visible" when a noodle is inspected crosswise with a razor blade. Al denté phase is sensed via the teeth for texture differential of the inner and outer part of a spaghetti. No agreement has been reached by international consortium of Italian food preparers and dentists as to which tooth is to be used. Thus, the standard must be reviewed every 5 years by sensory analysis.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Idk. Maybe because there's only a few pieces of info on it. Someone would say "why do you need to use a whole sheet of paper for just this?"