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Now all these f*ing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch!? (fedia.io)
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I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.

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[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 19 points 6 months ago

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 19 points 6 months ago

Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.

[-] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Most people store it in their face like a hamster

[-] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.

The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.

[-] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Oh god, you probably got the gonocacococcus

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago

They got it from the toilet seat

[-] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Could be dehydration or kidney dysfunction.

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