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Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)
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"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

I like that honest branding. "Go fuck yourself Oreos", "Eat a dick Craft Mac and Cheese", "Piss-off sized Tide Detergent"...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Nah, the Piss Tide detergent variant is BIGGER for extra effectiveness when you've pissed yourself.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

It contains no extra detergents, just more water in the package.

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