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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 108 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 84 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 5 months ago

It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

They apparently only got three minutes each

Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.

She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

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[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2.

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.