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[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 95 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 89 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You know what, he makes a good point

Let's start by shuttering one of the biggest expenses to the government, the US military, in order to 'reduce socialism'

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

New Red Scare but for Fortune 500 CEOs doing government contracts this time sicko-beaming

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Sitting senators asking Northrop Grumman executives if they're socialist because they take government handouts would at least be funny as fuck if nothing else

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Socialism is when the government does stuff" but without a whiff of irony.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me turning a giant dial that goes from 'capitalism' to 'socialism'

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

"Socialism is the post office and roads and capitalism is when I, John Capital, buy a riding lawnmower."

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Can't wait until these dipshits "what are we a bunch of asians?!" away the garbage pickup service and now everywhere is overrun by bears.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Socialism is when Lockheed Martin gets a $200 billion contract

[–] buh@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Imperialism, the Highest Stage of ~~Capitalism~~ Socialism

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd say his brain is leaking out of his ears, but his skull has long since run dry

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago

the only surviving brainworms saw the coming dustbowl and had the werewithal to move on to more fertile pastures

[–] muddi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

The metric of economic organization is just dollars then??

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

So when the government spends all the money, that's communism?