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[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My Artificer wants to help people.

That's why he's building out magic-tech that can cyborgify(steampunkify?) animals.

Just because towns don't want rats equipped with eldritch cannons, flamethrowers or healing pulses isn't his fault. Its a stepping stone to putting those things on people.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, your Artificer has accidentally ended up with a sworn enemy: a blue were-hedgehog with a need for speed and a taste for sausage sandwiches topped with chili.

[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I now need to find a way to shift out the Hermit Crab that turns into his Eldritch Cannon for a mysteriously blue Hedgehog with attitude.

[–] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago

The only thing that can stop a hedgehog is another, edgier, hedgehog.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

And if that doesn't work your party can set up a side business saving people from rats equipped with eldritch cannons that seem to be increasingly common