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the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
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Rule 3: No sectarianism.
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
Ooh! The new one is out!
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"UniteCo™ Security Solutions would also like to remind you that the contract will also be invalidated if you take up a contract with any other security company or leave UniteCo™ Security Solutions freely administered territory. Thank you for using UniteCo™ Security Solutions and enjoy a fantastic Warlord Free™ existence!"