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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All (kotaku.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 84 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's an excellent video by technology connections in which he mentions this. Turns out, sort of not true. That said, in the modern day, that 100% is gonna be the case, IMHO. Porn flows like wine anymore, and people aren't going to want to adopt some weird pornless tech.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Porn flows like wine

I find that it doesn't necessarily flow freely, but rather is expelled in short bursts

[–] HjFUN@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

There are exercises for that, to build up range

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing like a nice peno

[–] Chuymatt@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

https://youtu.be/A6yttOfIvOw?feature=shared

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Is there a risky click guy to call forth on Lemmy yet?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

kinda like wine?