With the endless potential of madness such titles could have they always seems so generic. Let's go wild ! I want to read "My new life as a fake salt shaker that instead contains a spice with the highest capsaicin levels in the world that is used as a truth serum to extract info from political opponents of a soon to be dictatorship ethno-state made entirely of cat girls."

Tags: isekai, silly weapon, political

Like, imagine a character saying in a serious tone: "either you tell me who's the spy or you get no milk."