Transcription (of iMessage exchange):
“Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
I could see that happening in a small town "please just return our equipment"
Try that in a small town.
Awwww. I love wholesome “Try That In A Small Town”.