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[-] SpookyCoffee@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 45 points 6 months ago

You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago

His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.

[-] radiohead37@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

There's an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I'm not a massive fan of their music style from back then.

[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 32 points 6 months ago

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

Don't be mad I grew up in fl

[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

That's a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 0 points 6 months ago

Saint Nick is from Asia though

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Or no presents. I wasn't in that boat, but I know that some are.

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 months ago

yeah, you know what they say: first one's free

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but "Santa" is really just your parents buying toys.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 months ago

All four characters are fictional, what's your point?

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

[-] raef@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to "materialism"

[-] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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