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So what's your culture's weird ass Christmas tradition? (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Tag yourself I'm Yule Lad door slammer, fuck your door at 3 am

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

I'm skyr gobbler, cuz I love yogurt

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

ooooh i'm gonna be pot licker

yim yum leftovers

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Gully Gawk, let's get that milk and have some cereal 🥣

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I'm stekkjastaur (the sheep deserve it)

this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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