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I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Australia has BBQ prawns at Xmas, weird huh?

Also, I agree, bring back the Scandinavian Xmas duendes

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Me and my ex discussed the Yule Lads, and she had the theory they were just a bunch of weird Hobos in Iceland, but because you're supposed to be kind and generous on Christmas the townsfolk just made up cute little personas for them at Christmas to teach the kids to be kind to the less fortunate. "Oh honey, the weird man who smells like beer is actually a Yule Lad! That's sausage swiper, that's why he's eating all our sausage at 3am after peeing in the corner of the kitchen."

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Literally just had this thought. same braincell

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Yule Dudes rock

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Tag yourself I'm Yule Lad door slammer, fuck your door at 3 am

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

I'm skyr gobbler, cuz I love yogurt

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

ooooh i'm gonna be pot licker

yim yum leftovers

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Gully Gawk, let's get that milk and have some cereal 🥣

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I'm stekkjastaur (the sheep deserve it)

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

These guys are like reverse Santas, instead of leaving presents they steal your smoked meats and lick all your dinnerware. I dig their energy.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

This is just the average group at Nora Head on Christmas Day

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

you better get clothes for Christmas or the Christmas Cat will eat you!

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