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What's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity? (lemmy.world)

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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 150 points 10 months ago

All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 74 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This makes sense, every gay person I've met drank water.

[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 12 points 10 months ago

It's like my science used to say in grade school, "100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead".

Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

[-] kzhe@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I mean it was sarcasm

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.

The correct phrasing could be something like "100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives".

[-] russjr08@bitforged.space 3 points 10 months ago

You have consumed water and are alive.

Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it's been quite a while since I was in grade school.

[-] KingBoo@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Water, the universally gay, solvent.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

If only it could dissolve the gay away.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.

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