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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

[-] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 15 points 11 months ago

God knows but you technically didn't break the rule

[-] Aaron@lemmy.nz 13 points 11 months ago

Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Where are these friends that would "move you inside a vagina god"?! 😱🔥❤️

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Damn you!

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.

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