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[-] Godort@lemm.ee 184 points 11 months ago

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[-] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 133 points 11 months ago
[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 98 points 11 months ago

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 34 points 11 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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