As an american, It's easier when you convert football fields to watermelons and seconds to no healthcare. One you start thinking in terms of watermelons per crippling medical debt, everything clicks. You're welcome.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a joke about black people not being able to afford healthcare or something?

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No... Not at all but what gave you that idea? Besides, everyone here enjoys medical debt or an undiagnosed ailment. Sometimes both if you're lucky.

[–] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Hmmm yeah.. I know some of those words.